"harryagain" wrote in message
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"MattyF" wrote in message
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Rather than have a chute, I have invented a way of washing bed sheets
automatically.
The sheets are in a loop that goes across the bed, through a slot in the
wall and down through the washing machine and dryer then back up to the
bedroom. Each day the loop moves across so a clean piece of sheet goes
over the bed. Possibly it needs a pressure switch to stop the sheet
moving if someone is in the bed.

Are you barking mad?

Did you get your SoH bypass on the NHS ?