On 3/8/2014 1:58 PM, Lee Michaels wrote:

Have you tried directing extreme profanity at the offending tool? I
have used this approach many times. It has only worked twice in the
last 50 years though. But it did work on those two occasions. It is
always available as a first resort.

Hell, Bubba! ... that's worth a minimum $.02 of fame in the "Tip"
section of any DIY/Woodworking magazine!

In the shop, or onsite, I do find the following phrase most effective
when muttered, under breath, and often, and with heavy emphasis on first
word, in a Shakespearean, rhythmic, iambic pentameter:

"_YOU_ GD, MF'ing SOB'ing, POS!". ©1951-2014

Works for me, since I was 8 years old ...

(Did I just post this?)

(Must have, I definitely just replied.)

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