"Andy Burns" wrote in message
o.uk...
Tim Watts wrote:

Never share any service with a neighbour that you don't have to! Ever...

My neighbour and I jointly replaced the soffits/fascias/guttering of our
houses about 7 years ago, I organised the materials, they borrowed a
scaffold tower and we shared the work.

There's a single run of guttering front and back, in other houses I've
known, the front gutter has a downpipe on one house and the rear is on the
other, but here both downpipes are on my house.

After we'd finished the work he asked me for copies of the receipts for
the materials and he'd square up, when I did so he struck-off his half of
the cost for the downpipes and outlets, on the grounds they were all mine,
cheeky git! I felt like putting a hacksaw through the gutter at the
mid-point and fitting two end-stops.



The cheeky ****.

Shove some expanding foam up his cars exhaust pipe and put dog**** under his
car door handles. It's all he deserves.

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Adam