Hand held planner
I got my hand held planner down at the planning commission. One day I was
in there and saw this cute little gal working on some plans for the city.
Well, sir, to make a long story short, I started dating her and before you
know it I was holding her in my hands. Oh, wait a minute, you guys
meant hand held planer.
Never mind.
Doncha hate a smartass?
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