On Fri, 24 Jan 2014 22:17:38 +0000, MattyF wrote:

I once *hedge trimmed* a stay on an 11kV corner post! Very surprising
how much the poles bent and how quickly a repair team were on site.

I assume by "hedge trimmer" you mean one of those big *******s on a
tractor that can chop small trees in half?

New Zealand hedge trimmer: http://i42.tinypic.com/racdpw.jpg

Holy. ****ing. Crap.