On Tue, 26 Nov 2013 08:04:53 -0800 (PST), Thomas
wrote:

On Monday, November 25, 2013 5:17:50 PM UTC-5, Rich Phallus wrote:
I sit down to whiz so I don't splatter all over the phucking place. Obviously it makes it infinitely easier to keep the toilet area clean as well.

I tried that once. That was some cold water.

....deep, too.