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Default Put the toliet seat down

On 11/26/2013 10:58 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
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On Mon, 25 Nov 2013 17:17:50 -0500, Rich Phallus
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I sit down to whiz so I don't splatter all over the phucking place.

Welcome to womanhood!!!!
For your efforts, you have won a free one year's subscription to "Glamor
Magazine".


You know, I don't get that. If I pee standing up, I'm still a woman.
Nothing I do, say, wear, or experience unmakes me. My gender identity
is attached pretty tight.

Cindy Hamilton


I suppose washing my hands makes me less masculine as well. ;-)