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Default Put the toliet seat down

On Sun, 24 Nov 2013 20:43:37 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:


Lady was stuck for 18 hours in a toilet, She went to relieve herself
at 2 AM, EMS *finally* talks her and the toilet to the emergency room.


I would find this hard to believe in the real world. But tv is not the
real world. Any trained EMS or Fire Dept. person would know that it's
easy to break a toilet. Easier than removing it.

Anyhow, as far as women nagging abou putting the toilet seat down, I
have an answer for them. "I'll put the toliet seat down when I finish
my job, as long as you put it up after you use it. Otherwise I might
**** on the seat, since my bladder is getting old". That shuts them up
fast!