On Sunday, November 24, 2013 5:19:37 PM UTC-8, Frank wrote:
On 11/24/2013 8:11 PM, Oren wrote:

Watched "Untold Stories of the E.R" episode that related to a toilet.



Lady was stuck for 18 hours in a toilet, She went to relieve herself

at 2 AM, EMS *finally* talks her and the toilet to the emergency room.



After all the commotion from EMS and the ER doctor not knowing of how

to get her out (swelling of buttocks, etc.)



They called the hospital plumbing crew with all kinds of tools.



One smack with a chisel & hammer, her being held up - they cracked the

toilet open by hammer and chisel with one strike.



Video:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu1muWhKEBA



Ya'll put the seat down, ya hear? Dagnabbit!







This and your beer plumbing post remind me of the time a coworker had

bought a new house and the builder had accidentally reversed the hot and

cold water pipes to his bathroom.



Said every time he went to the bathroom, he got a hot flush.

Speaking of which, have any of you "modified" your throne room by installing a bidet? Seems like that might at least liquidly resolve the problem of leaving toilet seat up which annoys some people.

HB