Watched "Untold Stories of the E.R" episode that related to a toilet.

Lady was stuck for 18 hours in a toilet, She went to relieve herself
at 2 AM, EMS *finally* talks her and the toilet to the emergency room.

After all the commotion from EMS and the ER doctor not knowing of how
to get her out (swelling of buttocks, etc.)

They called the hospital plumbing crew with all kinds of tools.

One smack with a chisel & hammer, her being held up - they cracked the
toilet open by hammer and chisel with one strike.

Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu1muWhKEBA

Ya'll put the seat down, ya hear? Dagnabbit!