On Thu, 31 Oct 2013 15:00:47 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

Call Salt Lake City. The LDS have food banks ... a real place that
has storage places, transport and stocking for needs.

... it's a business the LDS have with trademarks and all

They'd know the BTU per hour?


Call them anyway. At least try for an answer.

Some Mormons are smart, but not all of 'em.