"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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Netpick:

Vice. An item or behavior which is
often considered sinful.

Vise: Device, often made of wood or mrtal,
used for clamping objects while they are
machined or worked on.

Being a church going man, I do try to avoid
vice. However, if I was married, I'd probably
use Vaseline, baby oil, or KY jelly for my vice.


ROFL. There's sumptin' wrong wit' dat boy.