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Gordon Shumway wrote in
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On Wed, 28 Aug 2013 14:25:39 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:21:40 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Gordon Shumway wrote in
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On Tue, 27 Aug 2013 20:06:15 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Oren wrote in
news:751l195vpbfh2a0onv2joe4g5s9i1jf97q@ 4ax.com:

On Sun, 25 Aug 2013 20:41:56 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

Oren wrote in
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On Sun, 25 Aug 2013 17:16:32 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

I don't think this is actually considered home "repair"


Ah, some new curtains, a little duct tape and no one will ever
know.

Was it a mattress or a blowup doll? Reports are questionable.


BBW blowup doll.

Then I agree to use duct tape and WD-40 for a lubricant.


You need flour as well.

Cue the straight man!

Hey Red, what do ya' need the flower for?


Find the wet spot on them BBW's.


That would be "flour" as you said and not "flower" as Gordon
suggested.



Aw crap! That wrong spelling kinda screwed up the darn joke, huh?


Doesn't matter. Many of us are trained in ignorats, err, ignoranse, err,
you know what I mean.