On Monday, August 19, 2013 5:44:08 AM UTC-4, Danny D. wrote:
My grandchild dropped the trumpet, denting the horn:

You really should just encase yourself and your entire extended family in cement. The crises never end with you.

Then again you'd have 1000 questions about what kind of cement to use, how to build the forms, yada yada yada.

Shame on you for helping this kid LIE to his parents, your own children!