On Fri, 23 Aug 2013 22:49:57 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
wrote:

How about a bird names Moses....

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yup," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses" the bird replied

"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"

The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

I'll send this to my neighbor. They have two Rottweilers. They would
lick the burglar to death, most likely. If not shot first.