On Friday 16 August 2013 22:36 Huge wrote in uk.d-i-y:

On 2013-08-16, ARW wrote:

Then came the funniest thing I have heard for ages. The customer said
"I've just remembered something. When I swapped telephone companys I had
the phone line made into incoming only calls. You might as well "call me
******"[1] and get down from the ladders".

[1] It's a saying that both I and the customer use and taken frrom here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYEMNab00bw

I have a similar one, from a storeman on a plumbing counter somewhere,
that some idiot should "be chained to a melon".

No, I have no idea where it comes from.



A melon for ecstacy?


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