Enjoy.

Lew
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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send
and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that
she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the
house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense
sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet.

Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)