Here are some of my networking escapades:

http://importantfrivolities.zohosites.com/

When broadband goes out the network rolls over into dial-up. That's
curious. 4 computers sharing a single dial-up connection. But that's how
the story goes and it's what I have. (broadband and dial-up backup)

My buddy got a call from Microsoft saying if he didn't pay them $700 they
were going to disable his computer. So I got his hacked computer. A day
and a half later I got it back to 120%. Of course the caller wasn't
Microsoft. It was an imposter and I'd like to do some fragmenting of my own
with him. Naturally after I got it fixed Microsoft called him again, but I
had an antivirus on his computer and it blocked his attack. If they trash
him again I have all the disks to reinstall everything, which I should do in
about half the time.

I don't think Microsoft would do a thing like that, but I wouldn't put it
past them. But not really.