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Default No one sells caulking guns

On May 16, 9:15 am, Pavel314 wrote:


Buy an AK-47. Pull the lead bullets out of your cartridges and replace with balls of caulk. If barrel doesn't get clogged with the caulk and blow up, that should solve your problem. Maybe you should put the caulk into plastic bullets so that it will clear the barrel but shatter on impact, applying the caulk where it hits.


In New York, the magazine would be limited to seven tubes of caulk,
and
you would have to have a carpenter's license to buy one.....