On 4/3/2013 3:34 PM, Ignoramus22512 wrote:
On 2013-04-03, George Plimpton wrote:
On 4/3/2013 8:45 AM, Larry Jaques wrote:
On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:13:37 -0500, Ignoramus22512
wrote:


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...ries=obnetwork

A former NFL cheerleader is accused of sexually assaulting a
12-year-old boy in his Tennessee home.

Elizabeth Leigh Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans in
2005, '06 and '08, allegedly followed the boy to a bathroom and
attempted to perform oral sex on him before the child escaped,
according to a Murfreesboro Police report obtained by USA TODAY
Sports.

WTF? "escaped"?


The report states that Garner told police "she was drunk that evening
and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the
residence."

Garner, an employee at Dalts American Grill in Nashville, was arrested
March 14 and is out on $30,000 bond. She is charged with aggravated
sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

I don't know about you, but at age 12, I would have been tickled pink
to be approached by a hot blonde ex-cheerleader and fellated. I'll
bet the kid is humiliated by his peers (both in school and for the
rest of his life) for running and tattling.

Bull****. I have a 12 year old son now, and I know his friends at
school and on sports teams. They're getting curious, but they're not
looking for actual sexual activity yet, and they'd be scared to death of
it with a drunk 42 year old slag. Have you seen this ****'s mug shot?
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/i...38.400x800.jpg
That isn't what a healthy 12 year old boy wants coming after him for
his first sexual encounter.

This is not even what I would want for my Nth encounter.

I imagine that in my early to mid 20s, I might have been coarse enough
and immature enough that I would have accepted the proposition, but I
think even then I would have thought it was just an indulgence in dirty fun.


You're a ****ing idiot.