On Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:24:02 -0500, "Attila Iskander"
wrote:

The last time I tried using appropriate tools in the kitchen, I was in the
doghouse for about a month, after I tried using a hammer and chisel on her
brownies

Giggle. In a meeting one day, the boss asked:

"Oren, how are those (wife's) biscuits coming along?" inside joke

In reply I said; "Boss they are as tough as a hokey puck!"

Right over the heads of the meeting members...