Richard wrote:

On 3/24/2013 11:43 PM, pyotr filipivich wrote:
"Michael A. on Sun, 24 Mar 2013
22:13:03 -0400 typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:
Larry Jaques wrote:
pyotr filipivich wrote:
Check Harbour Fright
Good luck with that, given their quality control. The first ten
pages of their micro black hole manual is filled with these:

CAUTION: SIZE OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY FROM DIAGRAMS.

CAUTION: STRENGTH OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY FROM LISTED STRENGTH.

CAUTION: DENSITY OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY FROM SPECIFICATIONS.

CAUTION: COLOR OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY.

CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE DURING STORMS.

CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE NEAR ELECTRICAL POWER LINES.

CAUTION: BLACK HOLE NOT FOR USE BY CHILD UNDER THE AGE OF 18.

CAUTION: BLACK HOLE NOT MADE IN CHINA.

CAUTION: BLACK HOLE MAY BE IMPERIAL, METRIC, OR WHITWORTH.

CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE FROM TOP OF LADDER.

CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE INDOORS.

CAUTION: DO NOT FEED BLACK HOLE AFTER MIDNIGHT.

CAUTION: DO NOT BOMBARD WITH MESONS

I suspect that thing would come of of the box yelling "FEED ME"!


What box? Can you see through its Event Horizon? ;-)


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