Ballast - $53/lb
"Michael A. Terrell" on Sun, 24 Mar 2013
22:13:03 -0400 typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:
Larry Jaques wrote:
pyotr filipivich wrote:
Check Harbour Fright
Good luck with that, given their quality control. The first ten
pages of their micro black hole manual is filled with these:
CAUTION: SIZE OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY FROM DIAGRAMS.
CAUTION: STRENGTH OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY FROM LISTED STRENGTH.
CAUTION: DENSITY OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY FROM SPECIFICATIONS.
CAUTION: COLOR OF BLACK HOLE MAY VARY.
CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE DURING STORMS.
CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE NEAR ELECTRICAL POWER LINES.
CAUTION: BLACK HOLE NOT FOR USE BY CHILD UNDER THE AGE OF 18.
CAUTION: BLACK HOLE NOT MADE IN CHINA.
CAUTION: BLACK HOLE MAY BE IMPERIAL, METRIC, OR WHITWORTH.
CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE FROM TOP OF LADDER.
CAUTION: DO NOT USE BLACK HOLE INDOORS.
CAUTION: DO NOT FEED BLACK HOLE AFTER MIDNIGHT.
CAUTION: DO NOT BOMBARD WITH MESONS
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pyotr filipivich
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