I read in a camping book that women would be more willing to answer
the Call of the Wild if they didn't fear the Call of Nature.



That the first thing we point out to ladies when they come aboard
for a sail.

Here is the head.
Here is how you operate it.
After that they are perfectly comfortable.

And the ones who are not "ladies"?


There is a framed picture in the head of Dorothy wearing a NIOSH mask
cleaning the head.

The caption says "Gentleman, Sit your bad self down".


I forgot to mention the very dangerous look in her eyes...