Thomas writes:

On Feb 19, 1:15Â*pm, DerbyDad03 wrote:

Is your seat closing at the "normal" rate and the lid closing slower
or have they both slowed to a relative crawl?

Both slow. As a side note, never ****ed on the hinges.

Take a closer look.
If you pee standing up, you are definitely splashing up on the hinges.

(Well probably.)

Anyway, things get crudy, even if you don't **** on them.

--
Dan Espen