On 16/02/2013 17:05, Another Dave wrote:
On 16/02/13 16:52, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

Do they wear striped jumpers, masks and carry bags marked swag?


Yes.

Another Dave

So we need to incorporate image recognition technology into our security
cameras - a striped jumper automatically puts it into "wake up" mode,
and when the OCR sees "SWAG", "פˆ€MS", "GAWS" or "SMˆ€×¤" it sounds the alarm.

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Rod