On 16/02/2013 15:24, ARW wrote:
Martin wrote:
On 16/02/2013 13:44, Dave West wrote:

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So in 2013 with the supposedly new attitude by the authorities to
burglars, what is the best course of action on hearing someone
breaking in to your house downstairs ?

Send the wife down.

So the burglar gets a blow job?

More than I ever got