The 2013 Superbowl was VERY DISAPPOINTING.
No BOOBS ever popped out during half time!!!

Then to make matters worse, there was a power outage. Normally that
power outage would have been *CAUSED* by a popped boob....
(How else can we protect adults from seeing the horrors of an exposed
boob)! Kill the power, and the boob cant be seen, right!!!