We defend our Congressmen------------------with men with guns

Because other men with guns like Jared Loughner have repeatedly tried to
Congressmen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Loughner

We defend our Governors----------------------with men with guns

Because other men with guns like Jim Howard have killed governors like
William Goebel:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William..._and_aftermath

We defend our celebrities---------------------with men with guns

Because other men with guns like Mark Chapman have repeatedly killed
celebrities with them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Le...er_1980:_Death

We defend our most precious children-----with a sign that reads GUN FREE
ZONE

Because up until very recently, depraved gunmen didn't target schools and
reasonable people believed that guns in schools, even in the hands of "good
guys" might result in too many accidental deaths.

But I do admire the circular logic of the gun lobby. "We need guns because
there are so many of them out there!"

--
Bobby G.