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Default Send int he clones - Clowns! was An idiot and his table saw... The truth

The Daring Dufas on Sat, 08 Dec
2012 09:40:18 -0600 typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:
On 12/8/2012 8:47 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
J. Clarke wrote:
At her age I think the prospect of future offspring was a moot point
regardless. As someone once said of Australia, "it's down there, but
nobody cares".

There is always cloning. ^_^


Isn't there a law against cloning old clowns?

I wouldn't mind seeing Red Skelton again. When I was a kid, the family
would gather around the giant 23" B&W console TV and watch The Red
Skelton show. He was funny without being lascivious, something that
doesn't seem possible these days. O_o

TDD


Yep. Although it turns out that he knew and told some of the
dirtiest stories - but always backstage, never out front.
My Dad caught one of his shows while he was in the service. Half
way through his act he told the audience "Sorry, I don't have enough
material for two complete shows, so any of you guys who were here for
the first show will have seen this next bit before." I think that is
when Dad became a real fan.

I love his bit about how to drink coffee and donuts. "You must
extend your little finger when you dunk. It's to catch the edge of
the cup, otherwise you could go into the cup up to your elbow."
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