A carpenter walks into the doctors office with a
3-1/2" galvanized nail stuck through his foot, and after the doctor examines
him, he says, "That nail has to
come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a
few minutes."

The man grabs the doctors arm, "No way. I hate needles. I'm not having
any shot!"

So the doctor says, "Okay, we'll go with the gas."

The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days.
I'm not having gas."

So the doctor steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "Here," he
says. "Take this pill."

The man asks, "What is it?"

The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised, "Will that kill the pain?"

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will give you something to hang on to
while I pull the nail out of your foot."



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