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Wes Groleau Wes Groleau is offline
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Default (OT) Welcome back the Newspaper boy

On 11-22-2012 14:02, z wrote:
I gave up on local rags long ago. Most refused to stop littering my
driveway.


I warned them of a one-dollar handling fee. They didn't stop.

I sent them an invoice. They didn't stop.

I sent them an invoice with interest on the previous balance and typical
dunning language. They stopped.

--
Wes Groleau

From the cowardice that shrinks from new truth,
From the laziness that is content with half-truths,
From the arrogance that thinks it knows all truth,
O God of Truth, deliver us.
--Leslie Dixon Weatherhead
--Rabbi Mordechai M. Kaplan
--ancient prayer
--unknown
--(no attempt at attribution)
(a thousand thanks to someone who can tell me who
really wrote it AND persuade me they're not making it up!)