On Mon, 29 Oct 2012 14:34:59 +0000, Robin wrote:

You could tell them it's Ryvita, but give them some appropriately-sized
MDF offcuts instead as the 'trick'...

Is that comment a DIY route to a child protection warning on various
databases post-Savile?

And I really, really wish I could be sure I comment in jest :-(

What, was he into MDF, then?