"John B." wrote:

But then, it took you 40 years to get an education so I suppose it is
going to take another forty before you learn that it is better to keep
one's mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and prove it.

(40 more years of Hawke, playing the fool)


He should have kept the box they shipped it in, and tried to get a
refund for an obviously defective product.