On Sun, 28 Oct 2012 15:58:32 -0000, ARW wrote:

Lieutenant Scott wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2012 15:05:12 -0000, John Williamson
wrote:
Lieutenant Scott wrote:
On Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:12:58 +0100, John Williamson
wrote:

Lieutenant Scott wrote:
Lifting something is not rocket science. Neither is climbing
a ladder, which people seem to think also requires a course.
There'll be a course on how to open a door next.

As it happens, practitioners of certain trades *are* taught how
to open and close the doors under their control safely.

You mean mentally retarded people? Most people can operate a door
without even thinking about it.

No, I mean people with degrees like yours. Also train drivers and
guards.

Anyone over the age of 6 can open a door.

Do they do training on how to eat a sandwich too?

There rules on some sites as to where you can eat a sandwich.

An operating theatre perhaps. But that's common sense.

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