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Default OT; Jimmy Saville

ARW wrote:


I find it odd that a Catholic priest will spend all week preaching that gays
are sinners before bumming a choirboy.

The great thing about Catholicism is that all is forgiven. You can sin
all you like as long as you confess.

Two nuns are walking through the forbidden wood (the short cut) to
market when they are leapt upon by two monks and raped.

"What are we to do Sister Mary? "
"Well we will have to go back to the mother superior and confess to
having been raped twice"
"Twice???"
"Sure and we wouldn't be going back, except this way, would we now?"

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lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.