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Bob F
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There is Truth to Blonde Jokes
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While I thought most blonde jokes were just jokes, because I have met
some very smart and intelligent blondes. However, I just met one of
those that the jokes are made for.......
A friend came over to help me do some repairs. He brought along his
latest girlfriend, who happens to be very blonde. I saw right from
the start that she was not the brightest bulb.
She starts asking about my dog. Question after question, and some of
them are really stupid questions. Anyhow, I do my best to answer her.
I say SHE is a good dog, SHE is a mixed breed, SHE is good with the
cats, SHE loves to be petted, etc.....
The blonde looks at me, and says "Is SHE a girl dog?".
For a second I was speechless, then I said "If SHE was a HE, I
wouldn't be calling her a SHE".....
Damn, I thought blonde jokes were just jokes. I sure was wrong.....
You know why blond jokes are so short?
So Brunettes can tell them.
And so men can understand them.
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