On Sep 28, 6:04*am, ktos wrote:
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Since the medical profession has now successfully transplanted a
person's face, I've decided to have a second face put on the back of my
head. *After all, what good is the back of a person's head? *All it does
is grow hair.

I really like the idea of having two faces. *I could always see what is
going on both in front and behind me. *I can eat two meals at once, or
talk with one mouth while eating with the other. *And just think how
handy this would be in the office, where two phones can be used at the
same time. *And for an actor or actress, just think of all the
opportunities since they can play two different parts in the same movie..
The only drawback I can see, is if someone farts, I cant turn my head to
avoid the odor.

Then too, I do wonder if this might cause me to gain too much weight,
with both mouths eating at the same time.....

- Molly -


Janus?