On Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:34:03 -0400, Retired wrote:

On 9/25/12 8:19 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
I've been asked by a local commercial property owner. He thinks that kids
may be scaling to the roof of his business, by way of some pipes outside the
building.

Can something be sprayed on the pipes, to make the climb less appealing to
local teens?

Moly chain lube? Clear silicone? Whale blubber? Skunk scent? Cayanne pepper
spray? Eau de vomite?

Christopher A. Young
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A few turns of razor wire ??

Just connect the pipe to the electrical mains. 220volts will normally
stop anyone's heart. Once they're dead, the cops will know who they are
and can arrest their parents.