On Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:47:22 PM UTC+1, john ryan wrote:
These call centres you get through to these days often end up with asking:

"Is there anything else i can help you with"? I usually say can you come

around and mend my washing machine.



Usually I get a laugh at the other end and the voice seems to cheer up a

bit. Sometimes they think i'm a nutter and actually explain they cannot

provide that service.



Any other amusing responses to being asked that same old boring question

that people use or can think of?

a few mo
I think I'm beyond help
Can you solve my life problems?
Ah, where do I begin?
or
Maybe you can get the fckr in the basement to do what I say


NT