These call centres you get through to these days often end up with asking:
"Is there anything else i can help you with"? I usually say can you come
around and mend my washing machine.

Usually I get a laugh at the other end and the voice seems to cheer up a
bit. Sometimes they think i'm a nutter and actually explain they cannot
provide that service.

Any other amusing responses to being asked that same old boring question
that people use or can think of?