In article ,
Red Green wrote:

I will croak (not a promise)) if someone replies to this with even more
not understanding:

G'ahead and croak then. I sure as hell don't understand it. I don't even
know how to ask an intelligent question about it, since to me, it seems
completely out in left field. I'm not lacking some little piece of the
puzzle, I can't even figure out what the puzzle is.