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Death Alert© - "I've fallen and I WON'T get up" .
DerbyDad03 wrote in
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On Sep 7, 2:49*pm, Frank wrote:
On 9/7/2012 2:05 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Sep 7, 12:40 pm, wrote:
Introducing "DEATH ALERT". *An innovative space-age technology.
"I've fallen and I WON'T get up".
You've all heard and seen the commercials for "Life Alert", where
they always say: "I've fallen and I cant get up".
Death Alert© is different. *It alerts you that all bodily function
s have
stopped, and you've fallen and I WON'T get up, ever again. *In
other words, it tells you that you're DEAD.
Everyone needs one of these. *Only $19.99 plus shipping, handling,
processing, manufacturing, packaging, inspecting, stamping,
delivery, and applicable taxes.
Order yours today!!!!
1-800-DTH-ALRT
Scam Alert!
If this were a real advertisement for a real product it would
include the words "But Wait!" followed by an enhanced offering,
such as a 2 for 1 deal. ("Just pay separate shipping and
handling.")
Without those words, there's no way this a legitimate offer.
Duh.
Please don't tell me you thought I was serious.
It's the Internet. Anything is possible DD03.
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