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Default Dyson SUCKS - the answer

Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
Suggesting that changing filters is somehow comparable with changing a
bag is another example of the nonsense being spouted by the Dyson-
haters.


Are you from the Dyson Liberation Front?


Why is anyone who doesn't regard the Dyson as the answer to world problems
a Dyson hater?


Because te cult of Dyson will stuff them down your throat in a very
'Royal Nonesuch*' way which leads to a surfeit of dysons and acute
dysonsitis.

I don't give a stuff if others hate every individual domestic appliance I
chose to buy.

When I talked about a Dyson cult, I was joking. Not so sure now.


Its the same with anything that gets huge exposure on TV. I've seen the
same with Apple, and Windows.

People don't want to admit they were actually conned by smart
advertising into buying something very ordinary, so they have to affirm
their choice was really about the quality and excellence of the product,
by telling everybody else. The more people can be persuaded to buy the
nasty piece of consumer ****, the less isolated and stupid they feel*

Think Ratner***. Before the head of it told everybody they were idiots
buying complete crap they were happy consumers thinking they had top
bling at affordable prices. Afterwards no one would buy exactly the same
products at exactly the same price, for anythng.


*http://www.gradesaver.com/the-advent...uide/section5/
** 'harry'
*** http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ratner

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