On Thu, 30 Aug 2012 15:48:56 -0700, "David Kaye"
wrote:

The other day when I was doing a handyman thing for a friend, she wondered
why I was holding an ice pick. She was a little unnerved by it, actually.
Well, I keep an old-fashioned ice pick in my toolbox for a simple reason: it
makes it simple to start a screw in a wall, door, or other wooden surface.
Just twist it a few times back and forth and you have a small starter hole.

HB's right. You really are trysexual. You'll even try screwing a door or
wall with your little prick.