"Mike Hide" wrote in message
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I tried a new technique about a month ago, instead of the glue water
solution I tried two teaspoons of liquid viagra and water . That was a
month
ago and after a multitude of sandings the grain has still not settled
down.
As a matter of fact even worse the grain direction has changed from
horizontal to vertical.... mjh

Coupl'a easy solutions:
1) Start bitchin' and naggin about how worthless it is. How you should
hooked up with that 8/4 stock you knew in high school. How it'll never
amount to anything other than kindling, Never be as nice looking as a Morris
chair. About how your mother told you to be wary. About how all of the other
families on the block have nicer stuff that you do.

- or -

2) Hold up a picture of Robin Hartl, give it a couple of quick strokes and
shoot for premature grain pop.