Mary Fisher wrote:
I went to it eagerly.

I can't read it :-(

What's more, I can't convert it into a readable form :-((

What, you mean like from "science" into "English"?

It sounds a bit like me when the boss comes in and asks how its going...
Well, I've come up with this really energy efficient lightbulb, ermm,
except that I've only got it working in the near-infrared so far, and I
don't quite know how it works yet either. Oh, and it violates Plancks
law too. I'll get me coat.

Fascinating article though.