"Michael A. Terrell" on Tue, 07 Aug 2012
00:25:04 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
20:09:43 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:32:50 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.

Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

Actually - no. But I was Smote with the Rubber Chicken of Bad
Punditry, which made it official.


So YOU'RE the reason that the noble Rubber Chicken is now extinct!

Not me - that was the Puntif's doing!


Oh, sure. Blame someone else for killing off clean comedy!

I only crafted the finest wordplay.

Okay, and one double entendre. That I'll admit to.


tschus
pyotr
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