Rod Speed wrote:

I know that some of the time I can do a much better
job of something than anyone else I know, and that
at other times I'm completely ****ing hopeless like
at writing poetry or dancing the fandango etc.


The only thing you are capable of doing better than anyone else is talking
******** and ****ing things up.


Or even at being polite to fools like Adam |-)

You don't have to be polite to me. If you think I am a **** then just say
so. I think that you are a steaming great **** I just have not yet called
you one.