Jim Thompson wrote:

The most difficult part of being a father is being a father to
daughters... and realizing that the guy coming up the walkway has the
same thing on his mind that you did when you were 18 ;-)

I gained an attorney and a Honeywell executive, but it was rough
keeping from killing them while they came of age :-)


There was a father with three daughters, and they all had dates one night.
The first guy knocked on the door and the father answered.

The guy said, "Hi, I'm Freddie. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out
for spaghetti. Is she ready?"

The father thought he looked like a good kid, so Freddie left with Betty.

Another knocked on the door.

The guy said, "My name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to a show.
Is she ready to go?"

The father thought he looked ok, so Joe and Flo left.

The third guy knocked on the door.

The guy said, "My name is Chuck-" and the father shot him.


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